Subway Humor Lover Mugs

Manspreading.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

The return of Miss Subways

"I gave on the E train."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Targeted Advertising

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Metrocard error messages

"Except moles, madam."

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

"Re-routing again."

The Privatization of the MTA.

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

'Hot enough for you?'

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

A caveman emerges from a subway

Sleepy man dribbling on a woman on the London underground

Rat's Tube Map - Left endright end.

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

"This one goes verse, verse, chorus, train."

"I'm changing at 42nd street."

Underwater Train

Coming soon from the United States Transit Authority: the coast-to-coast subway!