Public Transportation Humor Pillows

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

King Commute.

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Fare Evader

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

The Privatization of the MTA.

Replacement Bus Service

'I love the leg room.'

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

The Jitney 'Cross The Styx

Lincoln Lane

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of the Hop and the Duke of Earl."

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

Metrognome

A car waits for Mr Wright.

Cops on Public Transport.

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

Desert Island Cycle Path

passenger attempts to board a London bus with a lobster.

Enormous Flying Carpet.

Jolly for Jones.