Public Transport Humor Fan Pillows

"Why does the weirdo on the bus always have to sit next to me?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

The last Passenger Pigeon

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

HS2

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Bus Stop

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

"I took the road less travelled..."

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

"Yes you are correct, buses have been here recently."

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

"He misses his commute ."

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

The bus company's new 'time-saving-initiative' was not going down too well with the passengers.

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

Since he started working from home he's decided he misses commuting.

Passengers checking for their train

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

"Excuse me, does this bus go the ocean?"

'NO, you cannot borrow Grandpa's bus pass!'

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'I can't believe it... no subway, no taxis, no fast food spots, no busses within a radius of 400 meters... my gosh! I've never made such an intensive nature experience!'

Communication on a bus

Number 9 Bus.