Public Transport Humor Pillows

Metrognome

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

King Commute.

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

Fare Evader

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

Oh, sorry, those were the unearthly screams of the eternally damned. I'll take it off speaker.

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

The Privatization of the MTA.

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

Replacement Bus Service

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'

'I love the leg room.'

'But you kept saying the rhythm was gonna get you.'

Desert Island Cycle Path

Lincoln Lane

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

A car waits for Mr Wright.

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

The Jitney 'Cross The Styx

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

Cops on Public Transport.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of the Hop and the Duke of Earl."

passenger attempts to board a London bus with a lobster.

"Sorry mate, last train's gone."

"Sorry, we don't go to the middle, yet."

Jolly for Jones.