Road Hazard Humorist Mugs

"You just parked on a Saturn."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Leaving New York

"Okay. Hit it."

A Not So Grand Slam.

'How was my emergency stop?'

No Hand Signals

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Lucky car.

Cotton candy

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Toad roadkill.

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"And hold the mayo."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."