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"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Cats on Board.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Man helping a mini learner driver

Safe Driving.

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Parts of an automobile

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

"Do you have someone to drive you home after your surgery? My car's in the shop and I could really use a ride."

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Stone Age Driving Test

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"You call that teaching."

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

"Have you got it in beige?"

Have you installed the heater?

"It runs on helium."