Driving Quirk Aficionado Gifts

"To all the owners of cars in our parking lot: your left blinker is on."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Cats on Board.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Man helping a mini learner driver

Safe Driving.

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Parts of an automobile

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

Stone Age Driving Test

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

"Do you have someone to drive you home after your surgery? My car's in the shop and I could really use a ride."

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"It runs on helium."

"You're very courteous for a hog"

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

I don't brake for tail gators.

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"You call that teaching."

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

"Have you got it in beige?"

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

Have you installed the heater?