Parking Lot Philosophers Gifts

A man trapped on a traffic island

Disabled parking only sir.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

No Double Parking

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

"Wanna swap?"

A Not So Grand Slam.

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

'Is he taking the piss?'

Mission Impossible

Don't even dream of parking here.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

Mobile Holmes.

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Spiritualist Society Parking

"Over here, doofus."

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

Reserved for Employee of the Month. You're a temp worker --- That's not the same thing as "employee of the month"!

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

"Venal, narcissistic, power hungry politicians. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."

"I gave at the office!"

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

"Not unless they're gluten-free bread crumbs."

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'You may as well leave a note! You've been caught on tape...'