Traveling Prankster Mugs

All Roads Go Nowhere.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Teddy Time Bears

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

Clown Skis.

"Apple harvest."

Teddy Bear

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'