Travel Prankster Mugs

"A large donation usually calms him down."

"The way BnB described it, I thought a a room in the Taj Mahal would be a little nicer."

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

'Gotcha.'

"Can you find us somewhere we'll be guaranteed food poisoning. . . We need to claim on the insurance to pay for the hotel."

"We're here."

"Second on your left, down the corridor onto the runway. Then it's a short connecting flight to your departure gate."

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

Timetable in a desert: 'Your departure...Connecting vulture...'

'This bargain break isn't what I expected, dear.'

'Is that the garage? It's about that satnav you sold me.'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

Oh, hey, want me to take that?

Hey, there's our luggage!

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Airport Security.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."