Travel Prankster Prints

"A large donation usually calms him down."

"The way BnB described it, I thought a a room in the Taj Mahal would be a little nicer."

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

'Gotcha.'

"Can you find us somewhere we'll be guaranteed food poisoning. . . We need to claim on the insurance to pay for the hotel."

"Second on your left, down the corridor onto the runway. Then it's a short connecting flight to your departure gate."

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

Timetable in a desert: 'Your departure...Connecting vulture...'

'This bargain break isn't what I expected, dear.'

'Is that the garage? It's about that satnav you sold me.'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Airport Security.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!