Theoretically Savvy Speedster Gifts

Looking for a gift for your mathematically inclined speed lover? Discover witty, creative products that piece together brains and velocity. Perfect for those who love to think fast and move faster, our selection sparks joy and cleverness.

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You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle? mockup

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

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Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium mockup

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

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A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting. mockup

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

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City Marathon.

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"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off." mockup

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

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"Barb's such a fast reader."

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'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

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'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!' mockup

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

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"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car." mockup

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

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"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!" mockup

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

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"A virus ate my homework."

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"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app." mockup

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

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'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.' mockup

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

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'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.' mockup

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

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"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?" mockup

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

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Rap-Nav.

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"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster." mockup

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

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'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

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LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?' mockup

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

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A Young Indoor Cyclist

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Graduate

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'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.'' mockup

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

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'Pull it over, Speedy.'

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"Hold on, the puck is coming this way." mockup

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

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"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap." mockup

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

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"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test."

"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test." mockup

"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test."

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'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!' mockup

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

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'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.' mockup

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

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'My teacher has said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'My teacher has said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.' mockup

'My teacher has said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

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'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.' mockup

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

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"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."

"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends." mockup

"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."

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Sports and new technologies

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"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!" mockup

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

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Theoretically Savvy Speedster Gifts Collection

Theoretically Savvy Speedster Mugs

Explore our mugs filled with clever sayings and designs for the creatively speedy. Perfect for keeping their ideas brewing and their spirits high.

Theoretically Savvy Speedster Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate quick wits and speedy minds. Great for adding a playful touch to any space, these make thoughtful gifts.

Theoretically Savvy Speedster Prints

Check out our art prints that highlight the thrill of speed and smart thinking. Perfect for decorating a creative or energetic space.

Theoretically Savvy Speedster T-Shirts

Browse our witty t-shirts tailored for those who think fast and move even faster. A fun way to showcase their smart, speedy personality.