Literary Speedster Gifts

Searching for a gift for a literary speedster? Welcome to our collection of clever and humorous products designed for those who devour books at lightning speed. From mugs that praise their rapid reading skills to t-shirts that highlight their swift wit, our selection captures the fiery passion for literature and the thrill of turning pages. Perfect for book lovers with a zest for speed and humor, these items are thoughtfully crafted to make readers smile and show off their literary enthusiasm.

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"Barb's such a fast reader."

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'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.' mockup

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

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"Meet The Author"

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"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes." mockup

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

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Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading, mockup

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

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The Dorrie Decimal System

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Blue Stockings

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'He likes to power nap.'

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"My novel is not a doorstop!"

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Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium mockup

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

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The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision mockup

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

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John Bunyan

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Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

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Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

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"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free." mockup

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

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Don Quixote

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"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!" mockup

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

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"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray" mockup

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

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Trilby - 'Je prong!'

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Sue the Author 3PM

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"Oh, this old thing?"

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"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading." mockup

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

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'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.'' mockup

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

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BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.' mockup

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

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A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature mockup

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

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"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author." mockup

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

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What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself. mockup

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

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"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work." mockup

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

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It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block. mockup

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.

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"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort." mockup

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

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Treasure Island Book.

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Moby Dick

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'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...' mockup

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

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"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..." mockup

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

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"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life." mockup

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

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Literary Speedster Gifts Collection

Literary Speedster Mugs

Explore our wide range of mugs perfect for literary speedsters. Find witty, book-inspired designs that celebrate their love for reading at a quick pace.

Literary Speedster Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that speak to the reading speed and humor of literary enthusiasts. Perfect for relaxing after a good book.

Literary Speedster Prints

Browse our carefully curated prints that capture the humor and passion of quick readers. Add a touch of literary fun to any space.

Literary Speedster T-Shirts

Check out our fun collection of t-shirts designed for avid readers and quick-witted book lovers. Perfect for those who love to wear their literary passion.