Theoretically Savvy Speedster Prints

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"A virus ate my homework."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Rap-Nav.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

A Young Indoor Cyclist

Graduate

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test."

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

Electronics. He's fascinated by the fast forward feature.

"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."

Sports and new technologies

'My teacher has said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"