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"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Hair Crop Circle

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

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A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Better luck next time, kid."

'Not bad, for naughty.'

Mime Tug-of-War

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"Smile if you're guilty!"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Say when.'

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

Alien Magician

'We the jury find the defendant guilty on the first count, kinda sorta guilty on the second, and guilty as hell on the third.'

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

'Thirty days or thirty dollars? -- Let's see the money first!'

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

Toad Rage

No Smoking Building.

Store front of 'Ace Roofing Co' Has a sign in the window- Our Mind Is Always In The Gutter

'You conned me into this date - boasting about having your own transport!'

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."