Trickster Pup Pillows

"Don't even think about trying to teach me tricks. I'm not some sideshow freak who's here for your sick amusement."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Candid Camera store.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Primitive magician

Some card-game puns

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yoyo sheep

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'