Trickster Pup Fan Pillows

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

Chasebook for Dogs

"Too goth?"

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"Don't even think about trying to teach me tricks. I'm not some sideshow freak who's here for your sick amusement."

Magic Book.

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'This job does offer medical benefits, doesn't it?'

"Don't be too cocky, it's really not that hard to outsmart a chicken: The true test is to outsmart another fox..."

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

Bro Rabbit

The Easter Bunny plays three card monte with Easter egg.

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

'Complaints desk - Look, I've found this puppy in my toilet roll.'

'Think about it, Marvin... If it's the cat's birthday, why is he giving US a cake???'

Beware of cool cat.

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