Trickster Pup Fan Pillows

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

"Too goth?"

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

Magic Book.

'This job does offer medical benefits, doesn't it?'

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

"Don't even think about trying to teach me tricks. I'm not some sideshow freak who's here for your sick amusement."

"Don't be too cocky, it's really not that hard to outsmart a chicken: The true test is to outsmart another fox..."

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

Bro Rabbit

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

The Easter Bunny plays three card monte with Easter egg.

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

'Complaints desk - Look, I've found this puppy in my toilet roll.'

Beware of cool cat.

Snake

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