Trickster Humor Fan Pillows

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Primitive magician

Some card-game puns

Introducing...Anagraman.

Candid Camera store.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yoyo sheep

'Check out the old dude.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."