Trickster Trainers Pillows

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Candid Camera store.

Primitive magician

Some card-game puns

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Yoyo sheep

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magic Tricks

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Magic Tricks

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"