Trick Training Gifts

"Don't you think we're taking the 'playing dead' thing a bit too far?!"

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Angel Throwing Halo for Dog to Fetch

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Candid Camera store.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Lasso

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Famous Optical Illusions!

Polly tries reverse psychology

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

Pranking Zombies

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

The Great Sarcasmo