Trick Training Gifts

"Don't you think we're taking the 'playing dead' thing a bit too far?!"

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Angel Throwing Halo for Dog to Fetch

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Candid Camera store.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Lasso

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Famous Optical Illusions!

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Pranking Zombies

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

The Great Sarcasmo

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

"I'm not buying it."