Trick Performing Gifts

Hobo soliciting on street. His dog also solicits with sign, 'Will do tricks for food'.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Candid Camera store.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Lasso

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"Any other skills?"

Mime Tug-of-War

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

The Great Sarcasmo

'Lion!'

"I'm not buying it."

'Ordinarily, that wouldn't bother me, except Doc did the same blindfold trick last week, when he did my colonoscopy.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'