Performing Tricks Gifts

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

'What? They were on sale.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"My moms a magician's assistant!"

"Once a show-off, always a show-off."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Candid Camera store.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"This will be a tricky operation."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Better luck next time, kid."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

King and Jester

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Lasso

'No sniffing.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.