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'What? They were on sale.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"My moms a magician's assistant!"

"Once a show-off, always a show-off."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Candid Camera store.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"This will be a tricky operation."

"Better luck next time, kid."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

King and Jester

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Lasso

'No sniffing.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.