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A dog fetching his owner's slippers balances them on his nose, juggles them and tries them on before presenting them to his owner.

''Rollover' is your new trick? Dude, what were you thinking?'

"It's his only trick."

"Cirque du staten Island!"

"It says here there's a pug in Peoria that can play the harmonica."

'Come and see this,Dad!'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Our cat doesn't do any tricks, but he's pretty tricky.'

'I have a confession to make Roger. . . I'm not really a talking dog.'

I can't read, Jackass!

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"She's all over YouTube."

The Goalkeeper

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Polly tries reverse psychology

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Not until you fetch the other one."

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'