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"What other tricks does he need?"

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Separation

'Follow that cab!'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Dog Training.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."

"He wants a second opinion."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"