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"I always like to let investments roll over."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"She's all over YouTube."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

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"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Polly tries reverse psychology

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Not until you fetch the other one."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

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He Did It!

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

How to scare cats.

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.