Dog Tricksters Gifts

"I always like to let investments roll over."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"She's all over YouTube."

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

"Not until you fetch the other one."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

He Did It!

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Cruel Pet Tricks

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

How to scare cats.

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'None of them is dead! They're just doing this to embarrass me!'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"