Dog Trickster Admirer Gifts

Hobo soliciting on street. His dog also solicits with sign, 'Will do tricks for food'.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'Can I have flies with that'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

"Barney! Get down!"

'Pull...'

The Karate Kitten.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Evil Villain.

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Moon Pies.

"I'd like to drop about 1000 pounds of 'objective evaluation' on his head."

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Houdini's Dog

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.