Dog Trickster Admirer Gifts

Hobo soliciting on street. His dog also solicits with sign, 'Will do tricks for food'.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Cow Blue Arrows

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"What other tricks does he need?"

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Can I have flies with that'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Barney! Get down!"

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'Pull...'

The Karate Kitten.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Evil Villain.

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Houdini's Dog

"I'd like to drop about 1000 pounds of 'objective evaluation' on his head."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"