Dog Tricks Aficionado Gifts

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"What other tricks does he need?"

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Separation

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"He wants a second opinion."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Dog Training.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.