Dog Tricks Aficionado Prints

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"What other tricks does he need?"

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'Follow that cab!'

Separation

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

"He wants a second opinion."

Dog Training.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'