Dog Tricks Gifts

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"She's a labrador retriever, and quite good at it as well."

'We're half way through teaching her to roll over.'

Play dead,

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

"How's tricks?"

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"He doesn't know the command 'shake.' He only knows 'gimme five.'"

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'. . . He can eat AND hold his bowl - all without opposable thumbs!'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Cruel Pet Tricks

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"A little help, please."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Hot Air Balloon

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"She's all over YouTube."

The Goalkeeper

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

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