Dog Trick Aficionado Gifts

'I can see the practical purpose of fetching - but what's the point of rolling over?'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Can I have flies with that'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Follow that cab!'

Separation

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

"Barney! Get down!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Pull...'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

The Karate Kitten.