Dog Trick Aficionado Gifts

'I can see the practical purpose of fetching - but what's the point of rolling over?'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Cow Blue Arrows

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"What other tricks does he need?"

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Can I have flies with that'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Separation

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

"Barney! Get down!"

'Pull...'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

The Karate Kitten.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'