Animal Trickery Enthusiast Gifts

lion tamer with fake lion

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Separation

'Follow that cab!'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Dog Training.

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Polly tries reverse psychology

"He wants a second opinion."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.