Animal Trickery Enthusiast Gifts

lion tamer with fake lion

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"What other tricks does he need?"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Separation

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"He wants a second opinion."

Dog Training.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."