Dog Trick Enthusiast Mugs

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Separation

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Dog Training.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"He wants a second opinion."

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."