Performing Magic Tricks T-Shirts

"Here's your problem."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"This will be a tricky operation."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Cheating Death.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

King and Jester

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Hypnotoon

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

'No sniffing.'

A voodoo doctor.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"We're here, Harry."

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"I got a job!"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'