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"Here's your problem."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"This will be a tricky operation."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Better luck next time, kid."

Cheating Death.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

King and Jester

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

Hypnotoon

'No sniffing.'

"We're here, Harry."

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

A voodoo doctor.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

"I got a job!"

Wow. You're amazing!

Go on! Pick a card.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.