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'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Man with a top hat. The lid of the hat is rising with some eyes peering out.

'No sniffing.'

'Yes, I was his trainer ... and yes, I do birthday parties.'

'I don't think I could ever get that hungry.'

Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.

Punk's Spiky Hair Serves as a Bed of Needles.

Father and son.

Magician creates magic square

Cards Blind Dating Game

"At our last company part the new guy turned water into wine. I thought it was just a cheap trick, but now I know that he really is capable of miracles...he even understands pie charts!"

Alarming effect produced by imprudently trying the hat and table moving experiment.

"If telling the truth was easy everyone would be doing it."

"O.K., which cup is your job under now?"

"This does not end well for you."

Peter Navarro

Snakecharmer and Soldier

Ring of fire trick: You're nuts.

'That is very cute, dear, but it is not putting dinner on the table.'

Static Sheep 2

I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily.

'Now where did I put my assistant.'

"And how would you rate your chances of making it, then, Johnson?"

King and Jester

"My wife's a magician . . . she can turn anything into an argument."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Guess Where Your Dinner Is?

The Great Otto's new 'reverse magic' act proved to be unpopular with the children

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

'Do you want to play magic, , , We go to my house and have some fun, then you disappear,'

Magician pulling money out of a hat