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'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Your shoe's untied.'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

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Candid Camera store.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I said slime."

"I can't believe he brought her."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Broomstick crash.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Rocket and Witch Race

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"What other tricks does he need?"

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Magic Tricks

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"Better luck next time, kid."