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Hobo soliciting on street. His dog also solicits with sign, 'Will do tricks for food'.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Candid Camera store.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Lasso

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Polly tries reverse psychology

Famous Optical Illusions!

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

"Any other skills?"

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

Mime Tug-of-War

The Great Sarcasmo

'Lion!'

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

"I'm not buying it."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'Ordinarily, that wouldn't bother me, except Doc did the same blindfold trick last week, when he did my colonoscopy.'

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,