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Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

Barry Leffler, stunt lawyer

"Do it! Do it! Do it!"

'I'm ready for the back flip with double pike.'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

"We can have someone there in a few minutes to help you with your computer. Can you have a mattress outside to soften his landing?"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Steve McQueen

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Stunt lemmings.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Dairy Devil

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"We're here, Harry."

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'I tried it at home...'

"I do all my own stunts"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"Not again!"

'Just doing the school run.'