Stunt Performer T-Shirts

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

A convenient attack of swine flu...

White Helmets 2

Second flight: Wilbur pilots, Orville wing walks.

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

Dad using a child's tricycle to do a stunt while mom and a child look on

Medieval Knieval.

Sorry you're leaving!

I do my own stunts!

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

'I'm told he does all of his own stunts.'

Film Stuntman School

ABX Corp. Now hiring: Stunt persons to take the fall for our Head Honcho.

'Dangerous? You should have been there when he ordered a bottle of New York State Champagne in Paris -- that was dangerous!'

'Mr.Benson. Zinaldo, the Human Cannonball is on his way up to see you.'

'To make a marriage work these days, you really need a stunt double.'

'Anyone got a hanky?'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"Well, I'm sure you don't need me to tell you that you failed last week's audition."

The Biker.

The morning ritual for Dan Dare, Stuntman.

"He will now attempt to jump across the Grand Canyon -- whilst texting!"

Team!

"First whack at sword swallowing?"

"That was a very impressive interview, we will be in touch!"

Balloon Flight

"Is the water cold?"

Matthew Webb

"How did you get to be a stuntman..?"

"There's no such thing as can't."

". . . And in other news Motorcycle daredevil Joost Van Der Splatt, also known as 'The Falling Dutchman' died today when his rocket powered motorcycle failed to negotiate the vast difference over the void in Donald Trump's character."

Cross Channel Leap

"It says here that you've been fired 126 times! Oh, hang on. I see you were a 'human cannonball' in the circus."

'He's my stunt double.'