Stage Trickster Gifts

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Better luck next time, kid."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

Hypnotoon

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"We're here, Harry."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

A voodoo doctor.

Famous Optical Illusions!

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

'Not bad, for naughty.'

Young Houdini

'Look a huge bird!'

"Any other skills?"

Mime Tug-of-War

Go on! Pick a card.

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Candle Size

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"