Stage Trickster Prints

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

Hypnotoon

'Not bad, for naughty.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"We're here, Harry."

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

A voodoo doctor.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"Any other skills?"

Go on! Pick a card.

Mime Tug-of-War

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Candle Size

"You call that a KISS?"

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.