Trick Riding Gifts

Lasso

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Candid Camera store.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Yo Yo Tricks.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Polly tries reverse psychology

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"YOU pass him on the left."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

The Great Sarcasmo

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Lion!'

Scarecrow Directions

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'