Trick Riding Pillows

Lasso

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Candid Camera store.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"YOU pass him on the left."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Yo Yo Tricks.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

The Great Sarcasmo

Scarecrow Directions

'Lion!'

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

"I'm not buying it."

'He works hard and he plays hard.'