Tricks Pillows

"What other tricks does he need?"

'How did you know I didn't wash my hands?'

"What do you mean you've lost my other case?"

The Great Sarcasmo

Seal wondering whether it will ever get the trick right.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Magic mushroom

The Easter Bunny plays three card monte with Easter egg.

"Now empty your other pocket!"

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Fakir's dog sleeping on a bed of nails.

Bewildered dog stares at source of voice commands.

'No old tricks tonight then?'

"Boy, this guy is good!"

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Nasty

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

The Newest Trick in the Book

"Remember - never shake on it until they show you the treat."

"He's one in a million."

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

Mouse Defence

'Wait for me right here.'

"Now let's go to EACH OTHER'S mom to get washed and see what happens."

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

"I'm not buying it."

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"Okay boys. The coast is clear. Time to jump to freedom."

Haven't Caught Air in 3 Weeks

Ice Fishing Ilusion

"Look, I can make rabbits disappear."

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'