Clever Tricks Enthusiast Pillows

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Cheating Death.

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Pick a business card.'

"I got a job!"

Magicing the crowd away

Wow. You're amazing!

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

"A large donation usually calms him down."

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

'Lion!'

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

'He went that way, quick!'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

Restroom Practical Joke.

Joke Shop and Novelties

"Sure, we saved a lot of money, but in hindsight we probably should've seen the surgeon instead of the magician."

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"Houdini's most embarrassing moment"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'