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'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Cheating Death.

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Pick a business card.'

"I got a job!"

Wow. You're amazing!

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Magicing the crowd away

"A large donation usually calms him down."

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'Lion!'

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

'He went that way, quick!'

'There must be like a hundred of them in there!'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

Restroom Practical Joke.

'Well - we are catfish.'

A magician saws in half an octopus

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

Joke Shop and Novelties

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'