School Trickster Gifts

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

Homework eaten $2

"I've got her red pencil."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

'Not bad, for naughty.'

In and Out Box

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

Pranking Zombies

I will not waste chalk kid...

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

Student writing on blackboard - I will not egg the principal's car.

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'What's our exit strategy?'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Cheating Alien

Chad cheats death – and would live on to lead a very stupid life.

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'