School Trickster Pillows

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

Homework eaten $2

"I've got her red pencil."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"Better luck next time, kid."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

Young Houdini

In and Out Box

'Not bad, for naughty.'

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

Pranking Zombies

I will not waste chalk kid...

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

Student writing on blackboard - I will not egg the principal's car.

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'What's our exit strategy?'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'