Academic Trickster Pillows

Chad cheats death – and would live on to lead a very stupid life.

"I didn't actually read the book. I listened to it on audio."

Cheating Alien

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

'Hard or soft science?'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'Not bad, for naughty.'

Young Houdini

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Look a huge bird!'

Mime Tug-of-War

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

How about you? Have you picked a major?

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Undergraduate and don

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

'Say when.'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

The Artificial Intelligentsia

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

"It says to sign, and then print my name... can I use the school printer?"

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"You said you wanted me to show you a better school report..."

"Boy, the eyes really follow you around the room."