Study Time Trickster Pillows

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

In and Out Box

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Pranking Zombies

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Safe!'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Impractical Gardener.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"Almost Ready"

Cheating Alien

'What a divot?'

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

Chad cheats death – and would live on to lead a very stupid life.

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"I didn't actually read the book. I listened to it on audio."

"You said you wanted me to show you a better school report..."

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

'This should come out just right.'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

'I got a B+ formy book report on 'Danger Mountain' by Warren Esterson. Not bad, considering there's no such book.'