Study Time Trickster Pillows

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

In and Out Box

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Pranking Zombies

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Safe!'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

'What a divot?'

Cheating Alien

Impractical Gardener.

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

"Almost Ready"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

Chad cheats death – and would live on to lead a very stupid life.

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"Oh, Jeez! A pube in my tea! How the heck did that get there?"

"You said you wanted me to show you a better school report..."

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

"I didn't actually read the book. I listened to it on audio."

'This should come out just right.'

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

Is it time for church already? I tolled you so!